The suction turned on high and I watched all my extra time begin to go into the infernal device. I was dumbfounded and didn’t recover before all of that glorious free time I’ve collected disappeared down the machine’s ever hungry spout. It began to suck in my carefully dosed out family time. I dove for whatever time I could, fighting the evil machine’s pull. My hands were only so big and I watched more and more of my time gobbled by that infernal machine. I looked for the off switch, but for some reason the internet doesn’t have one. Damn!