Cat (an acrostic poem)

Counting one one thousand, two..

As the half-filled shot glass completed its journey from the table to the floor

Thus proving the acceleration of gravity is still approximately  9.8 m/s^2

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Reality (an acrostic poem)

Richard felt around for his pen

Even though his agent had warned him

Always have a pen ready, but Richard was a bit forgetful

Leaving it here and there along this book signing tour

Is it really his fault with all the fans screaming his name

Telling him that he was their dream writer

Yet when Richard woke up, all he had written was xcdfrt where his head hit the keyboard.