Giving the valet his slip, Gary waited for his BMW to be brought around
Lunch had been dreadful, and Kate had basically dumped him for dessert
And to make matters worse, he got a text from his wife telling him she was leaving him
Reality was now blinding him with its neon F* You! sign
Especially when he got to watch the valet drive off with Gary’s wife and Kate in his beemer
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