“Can you show me for sure who you claim to be?”
“Even a DNA test wouldn’t be good enough for the likes of you.”
“Really that would be a great first step.”
“That was supposed to be a joke.”
“It was? Security is no laughing matter.”
“For goodness sake, just let me have the stupid WiFi password”
“You can have it when I have at least twelve forms of photographic ID.”
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