Yawn (an acrostic conversation)

Image: image.similarpng.com/very-thumbnail/2021/04/Yawning-face-emoji-with-eyes-closed-Premium-vector-PNG.png

You know you could go to bed earlier?”

And do what?  Sleep?  I don’t have the time.”

With how often you your mouth’s open and stretching? You’d have more time than you think”

Nah.  All that’s because you bore me.”

Lent (an acrostic conversation)

Image: vegrecipesofindia.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/pizza-recipe-2-500×375.jpg

Look, I know I have a bunch of sins, so sue me!”

Everyone sins. Why are yours so different?”

No one I know puts dill pickles on pizza like I do.”

That’s a damnable offense. Repent you heathen, or enjoy hell!”

Pills (an acrostic conversation)

Image: badgut.org/wp-content/uploads/Image-Content-coats-on-pills.png3

Pretty hard to swallow what you are trying to feed me.”

I know, but it’s good for you, so please?”

Leave me alone.  I don’t wanna.” 

Look, I even put it in this smoothie.”

So now you think I’m a dog?”

Drape (an acrostic conversation)

Image: images.prismic.io/blogmigration/7726d9ca-3844-449d-8f56-283492841b2b_shutterstock_687457240.jpg

Do you prefer blinds or shades?”

Really it’s a toss-up, though my cats prefer blinds”

Ah, I see.  Is it because they love to peer through the slats?”

People like to think that.  No, it’s because they like to break off the ends”

Entropy and gravity.  The study of feline physicists everywhere.”

Donate (an acrostic conversation)

Image: npengage.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/online-donation.jpg

Don’t give me some lame excuse this time.  Where is my money?”

Oh, my excuse isn’t lame at all.”

No?  Then what is it?”

All of my money was given to charity this afternoon.”

That doesn’t sound like you.  What charity was it?”

Extreme Gamer Intervention.  I bought all the Pokémon cards I could to stop them from doing so.”

Sample (an acrostic conversation)

Image: i.pinimg.com/originals/97/77/ec/9777ec655dbb0be8781c8dc3affdae8b.jpg

So I want to try it before I buy”

“As if! That’s not how this works, Honey.”

Maybe not usually, but I want to make sure I like it before my purchase.”

Please! Look. What is there not to like? I promise it will be mind-blowing.”

Let me just try it for a short little bit. You know they say the customer’s always right.”

Everyone’s a comedian. Instead of the job you asked for, why don’t you blow off!”

Stone (an acrostic conversation)

Image: images.pexels.com/photos/235990/pexels-photo-235990.jpeg

Some heavy rocks you’ve got there.”

Thanks, I’ve been growing them all my life.”

Okay… growing rocks? Never heard of that.”

No kidding?  It’s all the rage.  Ever heard of Stonehenge?”

Everyone has… Wait, now that makes sense!”

Length (an acrostic conversation)

Image: cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/09/19/12/47/metal-ruler-2765212__340.jpg

“Look, it’s true what they say about… you know.”

“Except I don’t know. Please educate little ol’ me.”

“Not on your life! If you don’t know, well then all the better.”

“Good grief! Be a man and tell me.”

“That would be funny if it wasn’t so ironic.”

“How come? Telling me would be such a… small thing.”

Wart (an acrostic conversation)

Image: cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/orTC3PvZ8q4yGcToTRMyPW.jpg

What’s that at the end of your nose?”

Ah, that’s a wee bit of nothin’.”

Really now? I think you might be one of them thar witches.”

That’s so stereotypical, you bigot. Keep that up and I’ll turn you into a newt!”

Strings (an acrostic conversation)

Image: mypoppet.com.au/makes/mp-content/uploads/2020/02/magic-yarn-ball-featured.jpg

Stuff like this yarn makes the entire universe.”

That is total bull and you know it!”

Really?  And what makes you such an expert, do you do physics?”

I know something much better than physics that tells me that’s a lie.”

Never going to believe you, but why don’t you tell me.”

Given that cats exist, and if the universe is made of yarn stuff, why haven’t cats unraveled everything?”

So you know what, you may be on to something.”