Share (an acrostic conversation)

So I shouldn’t contribute by telling them about my latest bowel movement?”

How should I parcel out this… No!”

And why not.  They showed interest by asking.  I was being honest.”

Really people don’t care about your experience when they ask that.  They are just being polite”

Evidently so, but I refuse to capitulate to your norms.  I was brought up to…”

Weird (an acrostic poem)

When she asked for something different

Evidently, she didn’t expect to find someone like me

It made her smile at first, but then

Reality of what was happening began to dawn on her

Dating real-life clowns didn’t do IT for her