Scarf (an acrostic poem)


So do you want to take a small trip with me?

Care to see what the universe holds?

And as a bonus, you can travel not only in space but also in time

Really it will be a jolly good jaunt in my little Tardis over here

For we will try to avoid the fiddly “exterminate” bits

Coin (an acrostic poem)

Currency needs of the dead have gone out of control

Originally it was just two bits

It has increased due to inflation over the millennia

Now you better have two platinum credit cards or else know how to swim