So many options to pick from, Dan pondered his choices
High tops, cowboy boots, moccasins, loafers
Or sandals, flip-flops, or maybe his purple Crocs
Eveline slipped on her sensible clack flats and left.
She wasn’t going to be late to the party. Men!
Been cheating on me, okay I get it
Obviously I bore you because I’m just a cowgirl
Ordinary with a drawl, but let me tell you about country girls
These feet are definitely made for walking
So as Flo used to say, “Kiss my girts!”
Being an uber carnivore
Everett hunted his own cows
Eventually, his poaching was ended
Find his hide as boots on the farmer who bagged him