Cork (an acrostic conversation)

“Can I borrow your saber for a second?”

“Okay, first I don’t own a saber. Second, why?”

“Really want to open this bottle of champagne.”

“Know what, let’s go buy one. I want to see if you succeed or chop your hand off.”

Cracked (an acrostic poem)

Can’t fathom how it got there

Really?  That seems rather convenient

And you are implying what?

Car windshields don’t develop large fractures like that on their own

Know-it-all!  Why are you taking that tone with me?

Even you know the answer to that one

Details best left to the past.  Can I borrow it again after you get it fixed?

 

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