“Looking for a lift, my kind driver”
“Yes, that’s my job. Hence why I’m here with my car.”
“F me. I was hoping for more of an emotional pick me up.”
“That can be arranged. Get in and I’ll take you on a happy journey. Let me tell you about my cats…”
“Do you prefer blinds or shades?”
“Really it’s a toss-up, though my cats prefer blinds”
“Ah, I see. Is it because they love to peer through the slats?”
“People like to think that. No, it’s because they like to break off the ends”
“Entropy and gravity. The study of feline physicists everywhere.”
“Stuff like this yarn makes the entire universe.”
“That is total bull and you know it!”
“Really? And what makes you such an expert, do you do physics?”
“I know something much better than physics that tells me that’s a lie.”
“Never going to believe you, but why don’t you tell me.”
“Given that cats exist, and if the universe is made of yarn stuff, why haven’t cats unraveled everything?”
“So you know what, you may be on to something.”
The two cats looked identical
When she called for one, both came
It made her wonder why someone gave them up to the shelter
Nighttime descended on her house, and she found out why
So that’s why they found their way back to the shelter, but she was never found
Love should make you feel good, but Francis wasn’t. They didn’t know why. It just was odd. It was the first time they were attracted to another human being. Cats were easy. Humans not so much.
Francis walked up to Terry. “Hello.”
Terry smiled at the ground. “Howdy.”
Francis broke out in a cold sweat looking for somewhere to hide. “Well, I’ve got to go. Bye.”
Terry looked up for a brief second. Boy, that smile was brilliant. Then Terry looked back down. “Me too.”
Francis fled down the hall, but their feet never touched the ground.
Francis smiled. Progress!
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