Cereal (an acrostic poem)

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Couldn’t start her morning without the stuff

Everyday was a bowl or two of sugary goodness

Really it was also a bowl for lunch, and maybe one for a late night snack

Eventually she realized she was an addict

And tried to quit cold turkey, but that didn’t end well

Locked up after freebasing all the Captain Crunch at Walmart

Junk (an acrostic poem)

Just as Ferris was about to throw his Captain Crunch decoder ring away

Uncle Mike swooped in and saved it from a million year sentence at the local dump

Now Mike could add it to his vast and comprehensive collection of cereal mementoes

Killing any chance at that second marriage Mike always wanted