Bedlam (an acrostic poem)

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“Bonkers, it’s absolutely bonkers I say.”

“Everything is in turmoil?”

“Double turmoil, with a cherry on top and a fireball whiskey chaser!”

“Let’s calm down for a moment.  What happened?”

“All I can say is it involves a fish, a poleaxe, and two large bottles of ammonia.”

“Maybe it’s best if I don’t know.  I don’t want to go to jail!”

Kick (an acrostic poem)

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Keeping his mouth’s pain level in mind, he put more hot sauce on the chicken

Its deep red color promising pleasure mixed with the pain

Cramming a huge bite into his mouth, he felt his hair begin to seat

Knowing his stomach would be further wrecked with the moonshine chaser that followed.