Can you make me something to eat?
Only I need it to be dairy free, soy free, and gluten free
Oh, and I can’t have coconut or almond
Know what, I will stick to a glass of water.
Cook (an acrostic poem)
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Eat (an acrostic conversation)
“Exactly what do you want for dinner?”
“Anything that is edible.”
“That means you don’t want me to cook.”
Tsk (an acrostic poem)
Too bad the food came out burnt and underseasoned
Still there was no reason for Pete to lose his temper
Killing the cook staff was definitely overkill
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Testing (a 100 word story)
Gerald pondered his test as the professor glared at him from the front of the class. Gerald had no problem with this tests, but more with tests in general. He thought that testing was only one way to really quantify how much he understood the material. There were so many other ways to show competence. Gerald quickly wrote down some of his favorites. He could compose a poem based on the material. He could create an interpretive dance. He could even cook a meal based on indigenous recipes of Uganda to interpret the material.
Gerald’s physics professor wasn’t amused.
Never Short On Words 