Classy (an acrostic poem)

Coupon cutting was such a chore

Losing that money though never made sense to Gary

Although the stare at the checkout would piss him off

So what if he did have forty something coupons

Saving money was important, even if he did make six figures

You needed that money to make sure you could donate as much as he did

 

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