Cussing like a drunken sailor that stubbed his toe on the anchor chain of some 18th century Caribbean pirate boat
Rachel made all of the people around her blush almost redder than her flame colored locks
All anyone thought of the diminutive woman was how cute and childlike she was
So when she showed her ability to adult like some of the most depraved adults that ever adulted
So many people swore they never saw it coming.