Donate (an acrostic conversation)


Don’t give me some lame excuse this time.  Where is my money?”

Oh, my excuse isn’t lame at all.”

No?  Then what is it?”

All of my money was given to charity this afternoon.”

That doesn’t sound like you.  What charity was it?”

Extreme Gamer Intervention.  I bought all the Pokémon cards I could to stop them from doing so.”

Classy (an acrostic poem)

Coupon cutting was such a chore

Losing that money though never made sense to Gary

Although the stare at the checkout would piss him off

So what if he did have forty something coupons

Saving money was important, even if he did make six figures

You needed that money to make sure you could donate as much as he did