Those pesky trespassers ruined everything
Oh sure, they were trying to “return” his stolen property
Well they could have just left it at the gate and been off, but no, they didn’t want to
Everything might have been fine if his security was worth the payments
Really they might as well have opened the door for the interlopers
See, be nice, give people some jewelry, and that’s how they pay you back! Medieval!
Knock and it will be opened they say
Except what happens when everyone is asleep behind the door
You may want a different solution for occasions like that
Every nerve in her body screamed get the hell out!
Xenon lights flashing DANGER filled her subconscious.
It was time to get up and get out EXCEPT her boy was in there somewhere.
That’s why she gripped her sword tighter as she threw open the door.
As she woke up, she wondered what happened
Lights were still out, her spouse still asleep next to her
Everything seemed right, but there was something wrong
Reaching for her phone, she turned on the flashlight
There by the door was… nothing. She had a hard time falling back to sleep
Obviously moving out of his cubicle was kind of a big thing
Furniture could stay though. Joe was moving on up.
Full boxes piled high, he snaked through the doorway
It felt good to put his stuff on top of his desk
Couldn’t keep the smile off his face when he was able to close the door
Even though this kingdom was small, it was his and only his
Don’t open it!
Okay, why not?
Obviously if you do you’ll let the dogs out
Really? <sees radio> Don’t you dare! <Baja Men blasts forth>
Reaching for her car keys, Delilah headed out the door
Outside she got into her car and pulled out of her driveway
Under the slate-gray sky she drove through traffic to get to work
There she punched the time clock and began her shift
In her breaks, she chatted with the same people and told the same jokes
Never did it dawn on her on her way home that she should do something different
Every day might have been the same, but that’s what she so loved about it
Florence was wearing her adorable floral dress today.
Lilly was visiting the boy next door.
It was going to be fun dropping in on the two of them.
Randy would be flustered; Lilly would be chatty.
The fact that both would be hitting on her made her so happy.
Slipping out of her comfy slippers
Heaving open the front door, she slipped outside.
Onto the rain puddle filled mud slick path
Every nook and cranny of her feet were soon one with the earth
Still beat wearing those damned high heels!!!
Oliver watched his nephew throw the egg across the kitchen
Vai ducked, and the egg hit the cabinet above her
Eggs covered most of the kitchen surfaces
Really Jim knew he should do something
Still he didn’t say a word as Vai launched a flour bomb in retaliation
Teresa said Oliver could stay with them until he wanted to go home
According to Jim that had been five minutes after the brat had come in the door
You know, this might be the trick to get Teresa to think the same way