Bad (an acrostic poem)

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Been planning on working out in the new year.

At least an hour, five days a week.  Just need to have the proper motivation.

Dozen doughnuts after each workout.

Pastry (an acrostic poem)

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Perfect doughnuts penetrated my persnickety consciousness

All demanding my devotion to their deliciousness

So I complied, completely cashing out with my confections

Taking titillating bite after bite to toast my triumph

Realize that these rare respites from my diet restrictions

Yields too many yummy yeast infused carbs for my blood sugar