Bad (an acrostic poem)

Image: di-uploads-pod28.dealerinspire.com/bentleyhyundai/uploads/2022/11/iStock-484714471.jpg

Been planning on working out in the new year.

At least an hour, five days a week.  Just need to have the proper motivation.

Dozen doughnuts after each workout.

Nervous (an acrostic poem)

Image: d1ymz67w5raq8g.cloudfront.net/Pictures/480xAny/8/6/7/130867_shutterstock_141476287.jpg

Never sang in front of more than a couple dozen people before

Evert could feel his legs try to quiver with just the mere thought of the packed concert hall

Ready and waiting for him to come on stage and open his mouth to let those songs free

Vivian smiled warmly as she straitened his collar.  “You’ve got this.”

Oh, he got something all right.  Got to go to the bathroom that is.

Under the harsh bathroom light, he looked himself in the eye and thought..

So what was it going to be?  That’s when he threw up.

Festival (an acrostic poem)

Image: cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0220/9892/products/5x8_Preview_BD_205_PAT.jpg

Feasting on some tasty thigh meat

Ernie thought this celebration during Yuletide was the best

As there were so many yummy dishes to choose from

The more unusual the better, of course, to a gastronome like himself

It was for this particular moment that he wrote that silly repetitious song so long ago

Vivid imagery that was in the song focused on each of the dozen dishes that he now partook

And it always made him laugh when he crossed the Veil and heard one of the meat sacks sing it

Lifting another hunk of milkmaid on top of his piece drummer, he hummed “five golden rings…”

Spoons (an acrostic poem)

Image: sep.yimg.com/ay/chefknivestogo/richmond-12-pc-plating-spoon-set-25-off-8.png

So far much can you handle today?

Perhaps it is one or two more than yesterday

Or maybe it is a half dozen less

Or maybe you threw them all in the wash and need to sit out a bit

Nobody can tell you how many you have at your disposal

So do what you can and know that it’s okay

Crawl (an acrostic poem)

Image: i.pinimg.com/originals/78/ab/54/78ab549248e8f52bff733d7a94d2fd46.jpg

Can’t believe that gross internet myth

Really?  You’ll eat a dozen spiders as you sleep over your lifetime?

And to disprove this point I set up a video camera to record me sleeping

Watching the video, and we can see here that…wait, four, five, what the!!!!!!

Love of all that is holy!  I’m going to be…