He wanted to be a pious sort of dude
Only he didn’t feel like he was good at it
Living life as best as he could by respecting others
Yearning that they would just do the same
Holy (an acrostic poem)
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Skill (an acrostic conversation)
“So cool that you know how to play the guitar.”
“Kind of you to say, but I’m the drummer, remember?”
“I know. That’s why we supposedly brought you into the band.”
“Let me get this straight., were you being sarcastic?”
“Lots of love, dude, but call us back when you can count to four.”
Fruits (an acrostic conversation)
“Focus on the cornucopia of sweetness in front of you”
“Really dude? It’s like oranges, bananas, and like coconuts.”
“Unless you learn to see the totality of sweet vitamins and minerals you will be lost in carbs”
“Isn’t that stuff loaded with carbs? Like, that’s why it’s sweet, dude.”
“That may be true. Can I interest you in a zucchini?”
“Stay far away from me with that thing. You might poke an eye out.”
Tail (an acrostic poem)
That means Ariel wanted to meet a dude so bad that she took the first deal she got
And to get legs she had to give up being able to talk?
I don’t care how hot he looks or how rich he is I’m not going to give up anything
Look, I’m only eight, but I know better than that! Let him go out and get his own …
Swift (an acrostic poem)
Section A, row 4, seat 23
What should have been awesome seats for the concert
It ended up being totally blocked by this seven foot tall dude
Florence thought this would be the worst
Three weeks later the dude and her were happily married ever after
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