Yawn (an acrostic conversation)

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“You know you could go to bed earlier?”

“And do what?  Sleep?  I don’t have the time.”

“With how often you your mouth’s open and stretching? You’d have more time than you think”

“Nah.  All that’s because you bore me.”

Sign (an acrostic poem)

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So, he looked for hidden meanings in everything around him

It made him paranoid he might miss something that would lead to a preventable catastrophe

Going through life on tiptoe meant that finding anything underfoot caused him to lose mental balance

Now if he only saw that earlier, he might have enjoyed what that foretold