Everyone wants to know who came first
Gonna tell you, I know the true answer. I wasn’t supposed to say a peep.
Give me a break! My brain’s not scrambled. This is no yolk!
So you want to bust my shell? Then I’m not telling you, so keep your nosey beak to yourself!
Oliver watched his nephew throw the egg across the kitchen
Vai ducked, and the egg hit the cabinet above her
Eggs covered most of the kitchen surfaces
Really Jim knew he should do something
Still he didn’t say a word as Vai launched a flour bomb in retaliation
Teresa said Oliver could stay with them until he wanted to go home
According to Jim that had been five minutes after the brat had come in the door
You know, this might be the trick to get Teresa to think the same way