So many annoyances buzzing all around.
Why are they picking on me?
All I want to do is swat at these bothersome gits
Releasing me to get on with my life
Maybe if I bought one of those electric zappers
Swarm (an acrostic poem)
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Funk (an acrostic poem)
Fuzzy electric guitar warmed his ears
Under which the bass line pushed him forward
Navigating the strong drum beat
Knocking out the depression he had been feeling all day
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Heat (an acrostic poem)
He couldn’t imagine being colder in that moment
Even though the flames were quite toasty
All he had wanted to do was turn the temperature up a bit
Too bad the electric heater started the house fire
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Tinkle (an acrostic poem)
The electric fence called to the two fraternity brothers
It was the ultimate way to cap a night of bad beer
Now they pulled out their hardware and dared the other to go first
Knowing that in the end they would have to do it together
Looking at the fence before closing their eyes, they counted to three and let loose
Eventually they both realized the fence was not charged. Shocking!
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