Yule (an acrostic inspiration?)

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You need to take your Christmas to the next level!

Unlock twelve days mode and watch you become a Christmas Boss!

Live your life like a red velvet-wearing, elf-loving, snow-sleighing, present-slinging demigod!

Extra added value of supersizing your Christmasing… all the cookies you can eat!

Elf (an acrostic poem)

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Everyone thinks just because you have pointy ears, you’re magical

Let me tell you, we are only qualified for two things

Fighting orcs or wrapping presents, and I hate goddamn bows!