For goodness sake, I thought you would be prettier.
Really? That’s how you want to start our date?
Actually, yes. I told you I was honest to a fault when we talked on the phone
Now that was truth in advertising. Refreshing. Still, you’re a jerk, and I’ll be leaving.
Knew that would happen. At least I didn’t have to buy your dinner.
So it was a David versus Goliath affair
Liam felt his hopes dangling on the edge of a cliff
If he ever lost faith that he had a chance
Nobody would fault him, but
Giving his shoulders a heave he walked over and asked her out
Perhaps the usual suspects were sick of being usual
And that’s why they decided this time it was going to be their fault
Rather than letting the latest false accusation by the principal go by
As they piled penny after penny into the door jam
Determined to trap him and show how they felt under his constant persecution
Except he wasn’t there. The next day he gave them his two cents, with interest