Jack (an acrostic poem)

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Just play a game of cards they said.  It will all be fun.

And there I was with a royal flush and a chance to make a couple of quid.

Can’t really lose, so I went all in.  When we showed our hands, one guy just lost it

Know what came next? That bloke chased me to the bathroom with an axe screaming “Here’s Johnny!”

Pair (an acrostic poem)

Putting them together

And then going all in

It all was entrusted to a couple of kings

Really stunk when the other guy flushed

 

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