Cleopatra was definitely her BFF
Leaving that loser Marc Anthony behind of course
And she loved the idea of dancing with Frank Astaire
Singing in the rain dodging the puddles in her swing dress
She enjoyed belting songs with Patsy Kline at full volume
It made her feel connected to life
Could be her soul was so old it was a…
For goodness sake, I thought you would be prettier.
Really? That’s how you want to start our date?
Actually, yes. I told you I was honest to a fault when we talked on the phone
Now that was truth in advertising. Refreshing. Still, you’re a jerk, and I’ll be leaving.
Knew that would happen. At least I didn’t have to buy your dinner.