So a neutron goes into a bar and asks, “How much for a beer?” The bartender says, “For you, no charge.”
If your boss tells you to have a nice day, does that mean you can go home?
Looking for a bitter and sweet drink? Try some Reali-tea.
Listen, singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it becomes a soap opera.
You know what, I was going to tell you a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.
Being sick is no fun
Looking at your to-do list
And not having the energy needed to check anything off
How much longer till bed?
Just play a game of cards they said. It will all be fun.
And there I was with a royal flush and a chance to make a couple of quid.
Can’t really lose, so I went all in. When we showed our hands, one guy just lost it
Know what came next? That bloke chased me to the bathroom with an axe screaming “Here’s Johnny!”
So many people together in close proximity
Ordinarily that could be a fun time for the crowd
Covid changed that dynamic greatly
It forced us to find other ways to be close while being farther apart
And while it wasn’t perfect, it was sometimes enough
Letting us dip our toes into the sea of being…
Been many apples down the centuries my friend
It is only the first one that got its own story made gospel
That’s what makes humans so much fun to play with
Every single time I try, I can get you people to take one more…
Feigning to be someone you are not
As fun as it might be to try
Kills your authenticity
Especially when you pretend to be a leader
Covered in muck and mud
Levi giggled at all the fun he was having
Everyone else just sighed and mumbled
And that made Levi giggle even more
No one is too old to play in the mud, not even octogenarians!
The desire to have it was overwhelming
He could feel his palms itch with anticipation
It would be so easy to just palm it right now
Everyone would be clueless, but what fun would that be
For if he waited till tonight, then it would be a challenge
Technology always fascinated Eric
It was his jam his friends would say
Not that he would disagree
Kind of fun putting things together
Even making them do something different
Really it was a game to see what he could hack next
Putting characters into harm’s way seemed like fun
Little did he know how painful it was going to be to him
Ordinary words built the structure one at a time
Then the book was done until someone pointed out a hole!