She smelled easy money in the air
Everyone was all beer, pizza, and Buffalo winged out.
Now she felt it was time for her to execute her plan while they were in the drunken gluttony afterglow
So fellas, listen up. What do you say we have a little side wager on the game?
Everyone agreed. Two hours later she was seen five hundred dollars richer
Can I have one of your buns?
Really? Are you trying to make me mad?
On the contrary. I am trying to take away your sin.
Sin? Why is me having these buns a sin?
So I believe the sin in question would be gluttony. Hand one over and be saved.
Gastronomical wonders coursed through his dreams
Leaving Gary with a sense of contentment
Until the alarm went off announcing the next course
Towering hunks of roasted meat awaited this time
Tempting Gary to push his limits once more
Only ten minutes on the clock for the all you can eat competition
No problem eating eight pounds of meaty goodness
Yet during the competition, he savored not a single morsel