Dig (an acrostic poem)

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Delving deep into the vowels of the earth

It made her happy with all the ease

Groans escaped from her girlfriend at the inhumane punnishment

Corny (an acrostic poem)

Couldn’t resist one more pun

Obviously the class had had enough, but it was right there

Really low hanging fruit that demanded to be plucked

Now the groans echoed in the lecture hall

Yet there was planted a kernel of truth

 

 

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