Hype Machine (an acrostic poem)

 

How much would you pay for this?

You might think it would be hundreds of dollars

Perhaps even thousands

Everything is just $19.95 with a separate processing and handling fee

 

Make those phones ring now and we will double your order

And just pay a separate shipping fee

Credit cards and money orders are okay

However, just give us a direct line into your bank account

Now if you do that, we will pay the tax

It will change your life in ways you can’t imagine

Everyone call now.  Our operators are standing by

 

Image: cdn.dribbble.com/users/746085/screenshots/5368698/hype_finals.gif

Deal (an acrostic poem)

Don’t you understand how good of a price this is?

Even shipping and handling is free, so how can you pass on this?

And if you want two, well we’ll throw that second one in on us.

Let your fingers do the walking and call us now.  Operators are standing by.

 

Image: i.ytimg.com/vi/jjb77v3LX_s/maxresdefault.jpg

Glib (an acrostic poem)

Guaranteed to work or your money back

Look I know you don’t really need something like that right now

I think you should see of it as an investment in your future

Because yes I will even send you a second one, just pay separate shipping and handling

Image: goodfreephotos.com/albums/vector-images/hand-giving-money-vector-clipart.png