Everything he heard was a gift ever since he received his hearing aids
And this coincided with his daughter having her first lesson for the French horn. How exciting!
Realized the next day, when she began to practice, that the off switch on them was a blessing as well.
Giving those diabolical miniature flakes of metal in their prison
Little shakes with an evil grin on my face
If you hadn’t had crossed the line it wouldn’t have come to this
The trap set, I just sit back with the airhorn and count down
Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. The horn screams through the night
Resulting in you throwing off your covers, releasing the pile of sparkle into your entire everything.
Casting my hat into the ring
As the horn blows for a third time
Puck the rules
Honking the horn did nothing for Martin’s blood pressure
Unless a miracle happened, he was going to be late
Being so close to his exit, but no one would let him in
Reeling from this potential catastrophe, he noticed a solution
Inserting himself forcibly in front of a BMW, daring the woman in it to hit him
See, now he was going to make it home in time for the Rick and Morty rerun