When the ground opened up, it swallowed the entire town.
How could such a thing happen without any warning?
Oh, and the hole kept getting bigger and bigger
Leaving an ever-growing scar across the landscape
Everyone was horrified as they turned the next page of Stephen King’s newest book
She took out the long wooden stake and drove it into his heart
The vampire shuddered once before collapsing to the tabletop
Emily smiled. Buffy had nothing on her
Alan took a step back from her, horrified
Killing someone in cold blood because they liked their sirloin rare seemed a bit over the top
Cutting out yet another bunny body from a paper plate
Ruth smiled to herself as her plan was coming together so nicely
All she needed to do was first attach the head and legs
Finishing it with a bit of color, cotton balls, and a bit of perfume
To think Stevie would unsuspectingly bring it home to his dad
Yet his dad would be horrified to realize that now Ruth knew he was married