It is all about you, trust us
Now get to work and push through the pain
Don’t you know when we do well you do well
Until there is a downturn
Still, don’t worry about that. We will always be successful
That’s why we need you to work so hard
Really, get back to work, we have your back
Your severance package will be exciting
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