Boom (an acrostic poem)

Big explosions rocked those attending

Order turned into chaos as he announced the news

Owning the moment, he blew them up

Microphone dropped he just walked away

 

 

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Fishy (an acrostic poem)

Floundering for a reason to groan on,

I grabbed the microphone for the halibut.

Salmon people, swim with me here.

How can I tuna this stand-up routine any better?

You can kiss my bass you clowns!