Bat (an acrostic conversation)

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“Being a creature of the night, it is an obvious spirit animal.”

“Ah, so you identify as a skunk?”

“That’s not funny, Gordon.  Do that one more time and I take back the spotlight.”

Tile (an acrostic poem)

 

The bathroom’s walls were naked

It was screaming to be covered in porcelain

Lilly hated doing the obvious thing

Eventually, the plaster would look so much better.

 

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Inflate (an acrostic poem)

It all began with the damn balloon animals

Now it was a crazy full-scale balloon house

For goodness sake, at least he didn’t have a balloon wife

Looking back it should have been obvious

As Peter was always obsessive-compulsive

Though this was taking that compulsion to an extreme

Everyone kept waiting for it all to pop

 

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