Color (an acrostic poem)

Image: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a3/Escher%27s_Relativity.jpg/270px-Escher%27s_Relativity.jpg

Couldn’t tell the difference between red and blue

Or blue and green for that matter

Looking at everything in grayscale made paint choices easier

Only paying attention to lights and darks

Reaching for his brush he channeled his inner M. C. Escher

Mini (an acrostic poem)

Image: media.ed.edmunds-media.com/mini/hardtop-4-door/2023/oem/2023_mini_hardtop-4-door_4dr-hatchback_cooper-s_fq_oem_1_1600.jpg

Maximizing his profits caused him to find savings everywhere

If it could be downsized, he would do it.  Single-ply toilet paper, cold cuts instead of a sub sandwich

Never paying for a hotel room, but instead opting for an overnight parking garage

It wasn’t so bad, but he was a six-foot-eight-inch dude who drove a …

Ignored (an acrostic conversation)

 

I see you haven’t been paying attention to me.

Give me a break.  I always pay attention to you.

No, you’re not.  I can prove it.

Okay Ms. Smarty Pants, present your evidence.

Randy, you just told me I could paint a mural on your truck.

Evidently you didn’t know I was secretly hoping you would.

Dumbass, I actually asked you to pass the chips!

 

Image: forums.bowsite.com/tf/pics/00small21169140.JPG

Grand (an acrostic poem)

 

Greg knew how to make quite an entrance

Radiating the machismo that defined 70’s porn stars

Allowing the room to take in his exposed furry chest

Nobody ever forgot that sight, ever

Despite paying their therapist many many ….

 

Image: outsourcing-center.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/money2.jpg