Splash (an acrostic poem)

 

So you think you’re a real big deal?

Perhaps you’re right, but to me you are just meh

Love to hear that?  Well get used to it

As you can’t seem to find the words to express yourself

So tell me princess, do you like feeling like you’re a fish out of water?

Here’s to trying to figure out how to stand on your own two feet

Pretend (a 50 word post)

Let’s play a game of pretend.  Pretend you are a better person.  Pretend you are kind.  Pretend you are smart.  Pretend that you matter.  Keep pretending a bit more each day.  My daughter pretends to be a princess every day, and I believe her.  Make the world believe in you.

 

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Mushroom (an acrostic poem)

Mario just came in and trounced the place

Usually we lizards get blamed, but really it was that damn plumber

Smashing blocks, killing pour turtles

He didn’t leave a single living thing alone

Risking everything I kept confronting the man

Obviously I can be a bit intimidating since I am a large dude

Ordinarily I am used to getting my way

Maybe if the princess wasn’t in a different castle though…

 

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