So you think you’re a real big deal?
Perhaps you’re right, but to me you are just meh
Love to hear that? Well get used to it
As you can’t seem to find the words to express yourself
So tell me princess, do you like feeling like you’re a fish out of water?
Here’s to trying to figure out how to stand on your own two feet
Let’s play a game of pretend. Pretend you are a better person. Pretend you are kind. Pretend you are smart. Pretend that you matter. Keep pretending a bit more each day. My daughter pretends to be a princess every day, and I believe her. Make the world believe in you.
Mario just came in and trounced the place
Usually we lizards get blamed, but really it was that damn plumber
Smashing blocks, killing pour turtles
He didn’t leave a single living thing alone
Risking everything I kept confronting the man
Obviously I can be a bit intimidating since I am a large dude
Ordinarily I am used to getting my way
Maybe if the princess wasn’t in a different castle though…