Just play a game of cards they said. It will all be fun.
And there I was with a royal flush and a chance to make a couple of quid.
Can’t really lose, so I went all in. When we showed our hands, one guy just lost it
Know what came next? That bloke chased me to the bathroom with an axe screaming “Here’s Johnny!”
Reduced to being a clown for a couple of quid
He nearly gave up when in came his ex with his kid
Yet to his credit he did still try
Making everyone their tea and chai
Even as he screwed up what little he did