Jack (an acrostic poem)

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Just play a game of cards they said.  It will all be fun.

And there I was with a royal flush and a chance to make a couple of quid.

Can’t really lose, so I went all in.  When we showed our hands, one guy just lost it

Know what came next? That bloke chased me to the bathroom with an axe screaming “Here’s Johnny!”

Rhyme (an acrostic poem)

Reduced to being a clown for a couple of quid

He nearly gave up when in came his ex with his kid

Yet to his credit he did still try

Making everyone their tea and chai

Even as he screwed up what little he did

 

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