Bob pruned his dying orchid while contemplating Valentine’s Day. He hated the “holiday” with more passion than he felt about any relationship he had ever been in. The only redeeming quality was the reduced-price chocolates the next day. He popped one such morsel in his mouth as he moved to the next morbid plant, one given to him by his ex. That’s when he had an epiphany! He knew how to make Valentine’s Day special for everyone. The following year he made ten thousand dollars selling dead flowers and bouquets to people who wanted that special something… for their ex.
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Travel (an acrostic poem)
The ability to go where you want when you want was so curtailed
Reduced to going to and fro between rooms in your own place
And that was a dream luxury if you lived a studio apartment
Viewing those same four walls every day, day in, day out, hour after hour
Eventually even the strongest of will would start to feel incarcerated
Leaving one to make marks on the wall to mark doing your COVID time
Rhyme (an acrostic poem)
Reduced to being a clown for a couple of quid
He nearly gave up when in came his ex with his kid
Yet to his credit he did still try
Making everyone their tea and chai
Even as he screwed up what little he did
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Injured (an acrostic poem)
It hurt so badly, but that wasn’t the worst of it
Now he had to suffer from the consequences
Just thinking about that put him in an emotional tailspin
Unable to find which way was up
Reduced to a quivering mess of trauma
Emily had dumped him
Devastating his self-esteem and libido
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