Towers (an acrostic poem)

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Those pesky trespassers ruined everything

Oh sure, they were trying to “return” his stolen property

Well they could have just left it at the gate and been off, but no, they didn’t want to

Everything might have been fine if his security was worth the payments

Really they might as well have opened the door for the interlopers

See, be nice, give people some jewelry, and that’s how they pay you back!  Medieval!

Certify (an acrostic conversation)

“Can you show me for sure who you claim to be?”

“Even a DNA test wouldn’t be good enough for the likes of you.”

“Really that would be a great first step.”

“That was supposed to be a joke.”

“It was?  Security is no laughing matter.”

“For goodness sake, just let me have the stupid WiFi password”

“You can have it when I have at least twelve forms of photographic ID.”

 

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