Pouch (an acrostic poem)

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Perhaps he pretty much was a slouch

Obviously because he never left his couch

Under that gut he had quite the brain I can avouch

Could be churlish and his taste quite louche

He made his money from selling his indoor poncho with a built in …

Cult (an acrostic poem)

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Come join our club, we have all the truth

Unless you challenge what we are selling

Let’s just say you’ve got to drink the Kool Aid

Then do what you are told.  We know better.  Or else.