Award (an acrostic conversation)

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As I give you this certificate of competition, do you have anything to say?”

What?  Are you saying I won?”

And why would you think that?  You’re score placed you dead last”

Right, but I still get a trophy?  You know, for giving it my best shot.”

Don’t be silly.  Trophies are for winners.  You get a piece of paper with your name misspelled on it.”

Stumped (an acrostic poem)

Silly little things always gave him fits

Telling time on an analog clock

Untying double knotted shoes

Making really thin crepes

People, on the other hand, he could read like books

Everybody was a simple picture book to him

Debbie on the other hand…

 

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Twilight (an acrostic poem)

That in between light and dark

When magic was at its strongest

Isabel cast my spell

Looking for a way to win his love

It may seem silly to most people

Giving this a try

Hell, she thought it was silly herself

That didn’t stop her from hoping they were all wrong

 

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Ten Revamped Movie Quotes

Ten revamped movie quotes for today’s world:

  1. E.T. Snapchat home
  2. Luke, I am your mamma’s baby’s daddy.
  3. You textin’ to me?
  4. Show me the Bitcoin!
  5. Robinson, you’re trying to Netflix and chill. Aren’t you?”
  6. Houston, we have no budget.
  7. Too big to fail, for lack of a better word, is good.
  8. I feel the need—the need for faster data!
  9. I just passed my background check and got off the no fly list, so say ‘hello’ to my little friend!
  10. If you build the porn site, he will come.

See if you can place the movies they came from.  The link to where I found the quotes is here:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI%27s_100_Years…100_Movie_Quotes