Mean (an acrostic poem)


Maybe being average isn’t that bad after all

Everyone is a large sample size

And it means you did better than half of them

Now just ignore the fact that half the population is better than you

Mega (an acrostic poem)


Man, all you focus on is size.

Eh, what else would you have me focus on?

Giving of one’s self?  Love and happiness

And how big of a thing would that be?