There was that time when he was out prowling around
Impeccable coat, stripes so sharp they would slice through rival suitors
Giving the ladies a view of what an alpha male looked like
Everything changed when he met her. She stopped that predator dead in his tracks
Relaxing on her new pelt rug, she looked into his eyes. What a pussycat!
Stripes of red and yellow paired with polka dots
That were purple and orange
Yelled out loud that she had entered the room
Leaving no doubt in her confident defiance of the norms
Everyone envied Grandma’s audacity
Those stripes will be yummy with a dash of polka dots
Adding the mismatched pink and green fluorescent socks to further spice it up
So put together a feast for your soul and embrace who you are
There might be people who want to throw up a bit when they see you walk down the street but…
Everyone has a different fashion palate when it comes to style.
Paisley never goes with stripes
Ashley screamed inside her head
Rachel insisted the apartment by funky
All different styles and patterns
Leaving Ashley’s patience as scattered as the array of furniture
Looking around the room, Rachel exclaimed, “Perfection.”
Every last scrap of hope plunged into darkness for Ashley
Looking down the double barrels of a design shotgun, Ashley bit the bullet.