Given the state of the sanity of humanity
Relating to anything even remotely social
Under oath to preserve what little bit of sanity I have squirreled away in a safe in my basement
My fellow peoples. When it comes to what y’all are doing out there, I have one piece of advice
Perhaps you will do me a solid and really listen to what I’m about to tell ya
You all need to…. GET OFF MY F’ING LAWN!