Cracked (an acrostic poem)

Can’t fathom how it got there

Really?  That seems rather convenient

And you are implying what?

Car windshields don’t develop large fractures like that on their own

Know-it-all!  Why are you taking that tone with me?

Even you know the answer to that one

Details best left to the past.  Can I borrow it again after you get it fixed?

 

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Games (an acrostic poem)

Going first isn’t always an advantage

Although it lets you set the tone

Me, I like to wait to see what they do, then react

Enabling me to put my masculinity to the test

Still, it makes it hard to get a date playing that way

 

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