Fun (an acrostic poem)

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Focusing on optimizing the entertainment value

Unless it meant being too competitive

Not in it for the trophies, but for the laugh lines

Best (an acrostic Poem)

Blue ribbon winning was a bit of an addiction

Eunice was fully and completely addicted

So she entered every contest, and won many of them, displaying her trophies

The others she just hung one of her award-winning forgeries

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