Yule (an acrostic inspiration?)

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Energy (an acrostic poem)

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Eventually the tiredness had to break, right?

No way he could be this tired for this long.

Everything seemed such an effort, even blinking!

Reaching for his sixth Monster, he pounded it back.

Going to be a long shift tonight. Good thing he had a twelve pack.

Yet he wondered if that would be enough.

Certify (an acrostic conversation)

“Can you show me for sure who you claim to be?”

“Even a DNA test wouldn’t be good enough for the likes of you.”

“Really that would be a great first step.”

“That was supposed to be a joke.”

“It was?  Security is no laughing matter.”

“For goodness sake, just let me have the stupid WiFi password”

“You can have it when I have at least twelve forms of photographic ID.”

 

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