Cussing like a drunken sailor that stubbed his toe on the anchor chain of some 18th century Caribbean pirate boat
Rachel made all of the people around her blush almost redder than her flame colored locks
All anyone thought of the diminutive woman was how cute and childlike she was
So when she showed her ability to adult like some of the most depraved adults that ever adulted
So many people swore they never saw it coming.
Flashing that killer smile, she absolutely enjoyed watching her effect on the Y chromosomes
Of course, she showed none of this. She was a mature woman, in full control of her domain
X chromosomes for the win
Damn! Why are you so afraid?
All of a sudden the lights went out.
Really? And you are a grown woman?
Killing you will be messier now, and I forgot my Swifter.
Inside the note, it commanded Mike to kill another person
This time a man located the next city over
Given that he knew this person already
Everything should be easier than that woman, Penny
That being said, Mike didn’t want to cross that line again
So he went back to his computer
Whipping out the videos of his house from his hidden cams
Observing anyone who came close to his place
Realizing someone with a red umbrella
Slipped it into his mail slot
Even smiled at his hidden camera as she waved at it
Didn’t see that old woman coming
Even after she told me I had to do it
Still I tried to fight her prophecy
Too bad I just didn’t listen
I ended up going further down such a painful path
Now I was finally doing what I was told to do
You would think Mom would finally cut me a break
Frank thought the woman checking him out was kind of creepy
Looking the other way, he thought maybe that would distract her
Instead, when he looked back she licked her lips
Pushing past the other commuters, he moved to another part of the train
Persistently she followed him, never letting him get out of her sight
Eventually he stopped, resigned to awkwardness, but she brushed past him
Disbelief was followed by her hand grabbing his ass and him thinking why me
Just because the puddle was there
Olivia jumped into it with both feet and a huge grin on her face
You would think nobody had ever seen an eighty year old woman do that before!
Becoming a young woman takes time
Learning how to carry oneself in society
Insisting on trying your very best
Never settling for crumbs that fall to you
Kind of glad I get to watch her pull this off as she grows up so fast